littlegaykid: youcanbenedictmycumberbatch: So...
excalilbur: finnemoron: what if the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that little girls would do it in the mirror and when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
thefunniestblogger: drarna: RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER WE LUV U STEPMOMMY Can u not
ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
religiousmom: macaronimessiah: religiousmom: The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart hearts don’t have thighs tho shut the fuck up
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
keoru: up until now i never realized how many europeans i followed.